Sometimes Adam make's something just for himself and this is absolutely one of those times. A one hour timer for simply shutting the f*ck up.
The best part is that while they all do a satisfying little ticking sound (perfect silence? over his dead body) yours may or may not ring at the end. The journey is the destination!!!!!
A small, yet thoughtful reminder or zen-adjacent gag gift for those that do, are inspired by, or absolutely should consider, meditation.